The 30 Word Post

If i'm being honest I was on the brink of crying into a pillow, (There's not actually any pillows in the computer rooms) my mind had gone blank and I kept dry coughing because of some dirty disease I picked up in the toilets of Stringfellow's... I mean McDonald's. What's the easy way out I thought to myself. So I started trying to find something really easy to write about, that would take me a couple of minutes, would bring my blog count up, and something that Jim would read without noticing my distinct lack of enthusiasm. Then something occurred to me. I could write something profound, intelligent and edgy whilst spending the minimal amount of time typing.

 Basically I wanted to write something interesting and engaging by using just 30 words, something that other bloggers could try and compare. Unfortunately after a bit of online research, I found people had already tried this, thus making my idea tainted with unoriginality.

I present to you my go at the '30 Word Post'...

'Grazed joints disconnected, bonnet disfigured, driver anguished. Time stopped as panic grows from him to her, from streets to curb. Life extinguished thoughts diminished the school child has forth gone.'