And so it is, I have come to the end of my journey, days of searching for the enigma we call the 'Geezer'. Originally I perceived the Geezer to be a respected yet feared member of the 21st century society. However it appears that the Geezer died decades ago in the traditional Benson & Hedges fumed, Bitter stained, East End public house. Now the rise of mass media culture has transfered the niche we used to know and love, to a money grabbing Hollywood whore whose cockney twang is similar to Don Cheadle's miserable effort in Oceans Eleven. However cynicism aside, I believe I found a gem in a certain man named Clark Leake-Lyall.
Name - Clark Leake-Lyall
Age - 22
P.O.B - West Ham, London
Occupation - Banker
Favourite Song - 'Don't Mug Yourself' - 'The Streets'
Favourite Food - 'Ruby Murray' (Curry)
Favourite Saying - 'I love sluts.'
Usual Attire - Topman jeans and Stone Island Jacket
Favourite Celebrity - Ray Winstone
Stumbling across this gem after a few drinks and hours of searching, made this whole feature worth it. Not only did I get the pleasure of talking to him for at least 13 minutes, he also allowed me to access his facebook profile so that I could use some of his photos. On a sidenote, I believe the phrase he used was, 'facebook is for gays...but my misses made me av' one.' Another great example of how to misuse the English language and still look 'ard'.
Clark Leake-Lyall I salute you!
Clark only has four photos on facebook, a lazy attempt at social networking sums up my choice for this weeks Geezer.
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